Friday, February 17, 2006

The Two Coreys + MySpace + Cell Phones

There aren't many things you can count on in this topsy-turvey world, but one constant is that teens are dumb. i'm not saying every single teenager is a moron, but as a whole, it's hard to disagree.

You can't just call an entire segment of the population dumb and move on, so i'll give you the reasoning behind my hypothesis with 5 quick points.

1. Limp Biskit's career
2. Corey Haim's career
3. Corey Feldman's career
4. MTV's My Sweet 16/Room Raiders/Next
5. Paying $70+ for a Lacoste polo

There are many more, but i think you get my point.

Luckily, for Myspace.com, these kids have a ridiculous amount of extraneous cash at their disposal and an equally ridiculously short memory.

Myspace is about to cash in on teens and twentysomething's interweb addiction with the launch of a cellular service that will let users read and post to the site for free. Being able to post to Myspace on the go will be an invaluable tool for young people that have to know how hot Chad Michael Murray looked in his latest crap-fest...NOW!!!!

People in their early twenties will be able to post fake pictures of themselves from virtually anywhere as they look for their perfect mate.

No word yet on a spokesman...for what it's worth the Coreys are available.

Posted By Jason Dowdell at 12:31 PM
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